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stupooh

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An English irish and Scottish are stuck on a island for three days with nothing to eat or drink when a fairy pop up and granted a wish so the English guy says I want to go home to see my family and kids his wish way granted the the Scottish guy says I want to be at home with my whisky and log fire and eat to I'm full wish granted the irish guy says im bored I want my friends back :yuck:
 
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OBIWAN

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A man a vicar are driving in a car.Time went on by and the man suddenly spotted,what looked like a dead rabbit on the side of the road.The vicar stopped the car and went tothe back of boot,opened it and took out a bootle of liquid and proceeded to the dead rabbit. He opened the bottle and started to splash the dead rabbit with the liquid. The dead rabbit started to twitch,so the vicar again splashed the liquid onto the rabbit.
Suddenly the rabbit was on its feet and running down the road,every 10 paces or so it would turn and wave and again it waved at the vicar,until it vanished on the horizon.
The man turned to vicar and said"That miracle water sure is magical stuff" To which the vicar replied"That wasn't holy water that was Shampoo For Wavy Hare!
 
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diddypinks

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how are marriages and tornadoes alike
they both start with a lot of blowing and end with someone loosing a house.
 
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Taff

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Taff: Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains

Pdoc: Pull yourself together
 
LORD BURT

LORD BURT

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Tomato: Are you deranged?

Carrot: No - are you a vegetable?

Tomato: No I am not HAHA
 
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