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Deliah

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Once upon a time there was a cat called Ethel. She was a ginger tabby cat and liked to lay herself on a red plush velvet cushion with tassels in the corners. She spent much of her day stretching, yawning, sleeping and eating, but she rarely ventured outside into the unknown. As time went on she began to feel less satisfied with her life. She felt she had everything and should be happy but she wasn't tears fell from her cats eyes onto the tasselled cushion in a soggy wet patch. Why am I unhappy she wailed. Then she looked to the window and saw .............

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blackness. The cat had been blind since birth. Her owner - a fat indian chap named Chapati used to sing to her to keep her amused. They decided to go for a walk.
 
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flatz

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Upon the walk they ventured into a forest and came accross some strange looking mushrooms
Thinking they were harmless edible looking mushrooms they.......
 
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Eigau

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Took photos of them for the local photo comp. The prize was to be a a special golden ticket to gain access to the worlds largest repository of...
 
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Deliah

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Rabid flamingos. It was apparently quite a sight, watching florescent birds feast on each other. Each to their own of course. The cat was donning a while stick and had managed to sneak away a couple of shrooms for later. He smiled as his master broke into his rendition of 'all the leaves are brown and the sky is grey'. He found himself wondering if there really was a ............
 
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Eigau

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World for cats. Where every cat had their own ball of yarn and all sorts of play things. And there were everlasting fountains of milk to drench their thirst. And little food dispensers dotted around the landscape. It was long before
Ethel drifted off into a daydream. But unbeknownst to him there was a...
 
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Deliah

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huge beady eyed flamingo in her midst which was about to snatch away the white stick and feed on the puss. Of course he was rabid and even the slightest nip would be the end for Ethel. It was certainly not looking good for her, but suddenly her sixth sense which was highly developed due to her absence of sight kicked in and she was able to sense the nearness of the bird and smell his rabid flesh. They circled each other for quite some time and as the light dimmed and the sun went down, all was in darkness but Ethel was still absolutely aware of the bird. She took her stick and stuck it monumentally up the birds butt! What happened next can only be described as brilliant! .............
 
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Eigau

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Candy! Lots and lots of candy. Showered from the sky as the bird sqwarked in disbelief. Yes other were watching hidden and waiting for something to happen. But then night fell the stars came out the moon rose into the night. The bird limped off still in shock vowing revenge in the most sinister of ways. Night fall had come what would happen next?
 
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