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LouiseMN

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#2
I'm retired and the only time I know what day it is is when we gets the big newspaper!
 
aspieguy1984

aspieguy1984

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as he watched his paraplegic kids walk up and down the stairs of there one story house
 
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Manda

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I like the poems in obituary columns.
I shouldn't be cruel, but there are laughs to be had xxx
 
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Manda

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#9
This is true.
A woman in West Yorkshire was due to get married on a Saturday, but her fiance died totally unexpectedly on the Friday.
She tried to take the dress back but the shop refused and said they'd give her 10% discount when she bought another one.
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