Im a bloke and I hate it! (no im not gay

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It gets really draining seeing mates striving to be thin and "beautiful". I saw a girl I knew at school not long ago and had to ask if she was feeling ok, she asked why? and I told her its cause she looked waaaay to skinny.
What every happened to the sexy curver of Marilyn Monroe's time?
Im quite a cuddly kinda person, and ribs are not good, their gross. Much better to be with a 'healthy' girl that feels warm and fuzzy when you hug, not a stick. And, Im gonna say it cause im mid rant, Im a guy - I think about sex with girls, and fake boobs are eeeuugh, and a girl I think im gonna break or that looks 12 is just horrible.
Why do guys want girls with the body of a skinny 12 year old?
Is it just me or is the new "body size" trends actually a little bit paedophillic? I mean, come on, models now are basically 12 year old looking girls with a bit of silicone glued onto them.
Anyway, sorry Im in a ranting mood! You dont need to be a "normal" (normal is just societies misconceptions about popularity) size to be sexy. How many guys would turn down a date with Dawn French? I wouldnt... Laughter is contageous, smiling is sexy, curves are beautiful; sticks are not.