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get pooped on by a squirrel !:scared:

ok let me explain ...
(hope no one thinks im being flippant)

had a bad night last night... successive negative thoughts throughout the day culminated in a bed time panic attack (the kind where i convince myself im gonna die in my sleep ):unsure:

this morning started ok (cos i hadn't died in my sleep), then i was fighting the anxiety and negative feelings again , convinced i had a nasty disease, but , like you're supposed to, i forced myself to do the opposite of what the depression and anxiety wanted me to do (ie go back to bed )... i went to the shop, then took the dog for a walk. trying to notice the pleasantness (crocuses are coming up).
Satisfied I had made an effort i started to head home... and got pooped on by a squirrel !!!!!!!:LOL::LOL::LOL:
well ... it made me laugh and that made me feel much better (apart from worrying about people thinking i was strange walking home laughing with squirrel poo on my forehead ( i had no tissues .. only dog poo bags which just spread it :eek:
 
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Hahahaha that did make me :LOL:

Pleased you are feeling better too :hug:
 
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LOL @ Sandybob. Ive never heard of anyone getting pooped on by a squibble (thats what my grandaughter calls them)

We have loads where we are and they are always eating the bird food and spilling it everywhere. But it is nice to hear my grandaughter say 'naughty squibbles, now sweep it up.'

Oh thought u might like to know she also calls puddles 'cuddles' so its really funny when she picks up her jemima puddle duck cup and calls it her 'cuddle cup'

I know way off track but it makes me smile thinking about :tea::hug:
 
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LOL @ Sandybob. Ive never heard of anyone getting pooped on by a squibble (thats what my grandaughter calls them)

We have loads where we are and they are always eating the bird food and spilling it everywhere. But it is nice to hear my grandaughter say 'naughty squibbles, now sweep it up.'

Oh thought u might like to know she also calls puddles 'cuddles' so its really funny when she picks up her jemima puddle duck cup and calls it her 'cuddle cup'

I know way off track but it makes me smile thinking about :tea::hug:

aww bless:)

i'm sure the squibble was just waiting for me to pass under the tree.. i got peed on by one a few years ago in a different park ..

we have hooligan sqibbles round ere :scared:

come to think of it .. my daughter never called them squirrels ... squidgells i think it was :LOL:
 
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Oh get in touch with your councellor and get an ASBO on them:LOL:
 
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Have you ever noticed that when Gordon brown gives a speech he looks like a squirrel?
 
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lol! Been pooped on by birds, never a sqirrel.
Do they have hard lil' rabbit turds or do they stick to you, all soft and drippy?
 
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lol! Been pooped on by birds, never a sqirrel.
Do they have hard lil' rabbit turds or do they stick to you, all soft and drippy?

hard enough to hurt a bit , soft enough to spread when wiped with dog poo bags :eek:
 
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ha ha ha laughing out loud with you lot although I am wondering how you got beneath the squirrel to be pooped on in the first place !!!!!
 
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I was a house cleaner yrs ago. While driving i saw a dead mama skunk in the road and two little babies. So i put on my gloves and picked up the babies and put them on the grass away from the road. I then wanted to take one home, but sprayed me bad right in the face., went in my eye and mouth. I left. I had no time to clean up as i was on my way to clean this mans house. When i got there i told him what happened. He said he thought i was drinking some skunk beer or smoking some skunk weed. He gave me a long clean T shirt to wear and let me shower and i threw my clothes in the garbage. I didn't know baby skunks sprayed!
 
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