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Have my arms out...open wide

mami5

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If anyone out there has a hug going spare.....I'm ready.....and desperate......please?????
 
mami5

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Thank you so much HB.....you have no idea how much it means to me right now.

Hope you are keeping well xxxxxxxx
 
Hellbilly

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While we on the subject
I could use one or two myself
So if you would like to form a queue start hugging but one at a time
 
BlueGlass

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I am in a super huggy mood:

:hug5: for Mami

:hug5: for Miss Kitty

:hug5: for Hellbilly

:hug5:s for anyone that wants one.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
 
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Any excuse HB!!

Are we all jumping on the bandwagon Mami....sorry!
 
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Rose19602

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This is going to turn into a "hug fest"

Anymore takers.....?
 
Hellbilly

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Thought I might dig out the joke book. See if I can cheer us up a little



I spent a good 2 hours defrosting the fridge last night.... or foreplay as she likes to call it.

Sorry
 
Hellbilly

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The FBI had an opening for an assassin.

After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there
were 3 finalists: two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal
door and handed him a gun.

'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the
circumstances.

Inside the room you find your wife sitting in a chair ..... Kill her!!'

The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could Never shoot my wife.'

The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife
and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went
into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with
tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.'

The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to
kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room.

Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging
on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.
The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her
brow. '
This gun is loaded with blanks' she said.
'I had to kill him with the chair!
 
Hellbilly

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I was in specsavers today
And guess who I bumped into????!!

Everyone

Sorry
 
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