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Takingmybrain

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My voices have been making laugh for once in a while and things have been bit better.

Saying things like how im a alien and they will send me to space but that i have no hands or feet and they will send them in a box next to me.

Or asking me if i could only eat banana yogurt for rest my if id be happy with that.

These both made me laugh as to how random they were. These are just two good examples.

Its funny when voices make u laugh.
 
NWiddi

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True, my voice can be a little bit funny on rare occasions, but in general he's not as funny as he believes himself to be.

I've said this before to various people but voices can be our greatest friends or our worst enemies. Sadly my voice has never had a friend so he doesn't know how to be one, he's completely self absorbed and thinks only of himself 100% of the time.

If he could spare me a thought every so often I'd do the same for him and we'd make a start on this great relationship we could be having.

Before I had to medicate him, I tried my best to impress upon him how great we'd be if only we worked together as a team. I'd be the brains of the organisation and he'd have been the ability.

Sadly my voice lacked vision, now he begs for that arrangement but it's too late, I have to medicate him until I can trust him which could take decades.

Maybe this is a new and fresh start for you and your voices Takingmybrain, I hope it is. I know voices think it's fun to mess with us but it's not sustainable fun as my voice learned the hard way. When they work with us that kind of fun can last a lifetime.
 
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