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GrizzlyBear
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In one hour!
I had forgotten.
How could I forget?
The doctor will arrive and I shall tell him how bad my memory is.
I didn't have time to prepare (ha)....but luckily my hair is already dirty and unbrushed. He will ask how my holiday went...I shall tell him that I cancelled it owing to ill health.
I shall tell him I can't do my general housekeeping...as he trips over the laundry pile.
I shall tell him I can't do DIY as he fumbles around with the dodgy door handle.
I shall tell him that I can't cope with the garden...as he gets tangled in the brambles and strangled by the triffids.
For once I think my house is too tidy. Damn. My mom said I should at least put the dirty dishes in the kitchen...and the whole place looks a little better now.
Oh my god. I am in the sort of mood where if someone talks a load of poop (including me) I am bound to get cross. So I hope he's half-way sensible or this could all turn pear-shaped quite quickly.
I could also tell him about my vulnerable mental health...as I discomplete my sentences. Blah, blah, blah....what was I saying? Um....
I had forgotten.
How could I forget?
The doctor will arrive and I shall tell him how bad my memory is.
I didn't have time to prepare (ha)....but luckily my hair is already dirty and unbrushed. He will ask how my holiday went...I shall tell him that I cancelled it owing to ill health.
I shall tell him I can't do my general housekeeping...as he trips over the laundry pile.
I shall tell him I can't do DIY as he fumbles around with the dodgy door handle.
I shall tell him that I can't cope with the garden...as he gets tangled in the brambles and strangled by the triffids.
For once I think my house is too tidy. Damn. My mom said I should at least put the dirty dishes in the kitchen...and the whole place looks a little better now.
Oh my god. I am in the sort of mood where if someone talks a load of poop (including me) I am bound to get cross. So I hope he's half-way sensible or this could all turn pear-shaped quite quickly.

I could also tell him about my vulnerable mental health...as I discomplete my sentences. Blah, blah, blah....what was I saying? Um....
